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Hank Bitchlover's Criminal Record

by Bitchlover

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    Ten new tracks from disgraced former Superchrist guitarist Hank Bithchlover and his accomplices.

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1.
Idle Worship 02:04
When man began there was no plan There was no time for wonder A never-ending fight to make it through the night Then evil men took up the pen Said, "We'll control and plunder 'Cause we can make them see the light." Quick as a breeze, you're on your knees You're ready to please... you're running It's a disease; at least it seems that way to me You learned that we would burn when He returns But "He" ain't coming I can't believe what you believe So whattaya say? Throw them away Those games you play--they funny It's what we do not what we say that makes us pay No matter how you try to buy the lie you hide behind The truth surrounds you every day Can't pray it away, can't pray it away
2.
The Terror 03:02
Stealing from both sides Up the north point range I told the man that I'll never die 'Cause I got this made I'ma see what I can rustle up I'm gonna stake my claim This is bigger than the both of us It's gonna make my name Buck just said Preston died But he's not the one Bat Haines says otherwise And now he's on the run The boys are out to shoot him dead on sight The Lawson clan be damned But when they meet you'll see dynamite And it won't be planned Hey, lookout! This canyon just got loud I got a little job to do But careful what you wish for You can't take an even break But if that's what you wanna do... You jog my memory And it all comes back I'm not your enemy But I could change that This should make it pretty loud and clear For another fucking hundred years If you're tryna have some peace at all You gotta stand quite tall Hey, lookout! This canyon just got loud I got a little job to do But careful what you wish for You can't take an even break But is that what you wanna do?
3.
Big Bang 03:32
Tonight we're ready Tonight we ride Tonight is gonna be the night Tonight Judgment is coming This won't take long We'll just be righting what's been wrong So wrong Hot death and horror Calling your name Dying will be your claim to fame Get ready, it's time To send a message to the other side This one goes out to all the nation Fair is fair, right's right We'll be there to set it straight tonight Inflicting loss and devastation Down at the station I'll face my sentence With no concern Justice has already been served We did it, that's right We got our message to the other side And it was felt by all the nation What's fair? What's right? What's a couple dozen dead that night? What's life worth if it can't be taken? Mistrial, dismissed The Vatican is on the bucket list Set sights on foreign conflagration...
4.
City of Wind 03:14
Fed up with your family at home? Just take your show on the road Come down while you're running around We'll show you violence unbound We'll take you in but you might not get out Inside, outside There's no place you can hide South side, west side This city will eat you alive Downtown Rude and fast-paced You'll overpay for the taste Don't turn your back on the crowd Ha ha, this is my kind of town Don't know what you've heard But it's second to none Red line, breadline The weak don't survive Lakeside, drive-by This city will eat you alive Highrise lowlifes in their ivory towers Street parking is ten bucks an hour There's a million ways that you could get gone And the 4th of july lasts all year long Firepigs concealing their sin Balls deep in the City of Wind Walk alone you're pressing your luck Five on one- it's hard to get up Best not play games when they say, "What's your ride?" Old pyle, mag mile Cruising the drive Unknowns, sweet home This city will eat you alive
5.
Street Fight 04:17
Looking stupid and feeling mean You stumble into Mr. Submarine Downtown they threw you out Carlos just threw you out Chow down before you make a scene Or three But at your shining best you ain't so bright And you've been drinking up an appetite You can't just wait in line You've got some ax to grind One side, there's gonna be a fight tonight Well, alright It must be late 'cause Ricky's throwing down (Cocked. locked, and ready to rock) Let's go out and watch them rolling around (Chop, chop, they're ready to rock) Right in the middle of Fullerton It won't be long till his friends step in It just got real Full stop (They're ready to rock) There's a reason that you stayed at home And it ain't 'cause you can hold your own Good thing you roll so deep Or you'd get put to sleep But when they catch you all alone you're owned Oh no It must be late 'cause Ricky's throwing down (Cocked. locked, and ready to rock) Let's go out and watch them rolling around (Chop, chop, they're ready to rock) Kicked off the CTA, big ballin' with the IUK Shit just got real Full stop (They're ready to rock) Now we see what "double drinking" brings He's talking shit to the Latin Kings It just got real Full stop (They're ready to rock)
6.
Everest 03:51
Aim high Scale the sky Good luck Goodbye Now it's on You've gone and you've done it Now it's time to show what you've got Climb so high Your eyes on the summit This is it; ready or not All your life prepared for this moment Sacrifice All of your time Reach out; the distance in focus Everything below is behind Everything you are is on display This just might be your final day You set out with great expectations Cocksure and up to the task Greatness was there for the taking But your reach exceeded your grasp You can see it all from where you stand And you finally understand... You'll never get off You'll never get off this rock You'll never get off this rock alive In your mind's eye your life crawls away from you Your body slows; you struggle for breath Time flies; your mind on the living Eyes wide; you're staring at death Now you're just a bright coat in the snow You climbed so high to die solo You'll never get off You'll never get off this rock You'll never get off this rock alive No, you'll never get off You'll never get off this rock You'll never get off this rock alive
7.
Who said that life is what you make it? Who says we get what we deserve? The fix is in; you can't win Where you stand it seems such a simple plan: They'll come to get get you And then they'll get you Life lasts as long as you can take it And I think you've been overserved You clown No one is holding you down It's just tough And you just can't get up You seem to step in shit Everywhere you turn And I'm afraid consensus cannot be overturned You wear a look that says you think your friends are lying But they would all appreciate if you would just stop trying They dont believe you when you tell them You're gonna change your life somehow Guess they figure that if that was even possible It surely would have changed by now This world knows everything about you And it's deciding what to do You're cracking up It's too much You're fucked up Just give up They're gonna get you You seem to step in shit Everywhere you turn And I'm afraid consensus cannot be overturned You wear a look that says you think your friends are lying But won't you save us all some grief and just stop trying?
8.
Run-down and running out Dead wrong and without doubt I've seen some shit go down I've walked on hallowed ground If I've learned just one thng I've learned nothing I've lucked into everything I cant even play or sing There's no end to what I can't do But I'm still worth three of you If God gives everything He gave you nothing All your crying 'bout the myriads you're owed Some things ain't worth writing down If you think you'll get yours by backstabbing Let me show you out And down You'll be last and that's okay Can't see any other way Don't compare your hand to mine I'm alright get back in line I'm still getting mine And you're still nothing
9.
Midnight 04:10
You're in a brutal way Afraid to end your day Something's hidden And forbidding You can't see it but you can't look away You've wound up here again You're helpless to defend You're bewildered But it's familiar Another memory as your torture impends She won't be denied You will abide And you'll know why Come midnight Unspoken and unspeakable Unknown and unknowable She can take you She can break you I let my guard down and she got to me, too Are you tied to your bed? Or is it in your head? She puts the work in As she lurks in The darkest places in the shadows of dread She has arrived Open your eyes She'll read your mind At midnight She's right beside You're terrified You won't survive Till midnight She's deep inside You're out of time There's no place to hide It's midnight
10.
Life is harder if you think too much about it Can't see anything but writing on the wall Cast your shadow, plant your seeds and sow your legacy It won't change anything at all And on your final day you'll look back and say You spent your whole life trying It's a heavy thing, you've earned everything But you're out of time Seek your fortune, seek your fame, or seek asylum What you'll find amounts to nothing in the end Tell yourself it's just your job, your life, a fantasy Tell yourself to just pretend And on your final day you'll look back and say You spent your whole life lying All your hopes and dreams won't mean anything When you're out of time Celebrate your joys if you can even find them Grab the good things out as life goes racing by What's the difference if you think you're cutting diamonds? You can only get so high And on your final day you'll look back and say You spent your whole life dying How it's gonna be ain't no mystery We run out of time

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A 10 song slab of midwest mayhem

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released March 31, 2024

Hank Bitchlover - Guitars, Vocals
Rich Adams - Bass, Vocals
Dan Klein - Drums, Vocals

All songs copyright Bitchlover 2023

Engineered by Dan Klein at Ironhand Audio
Chicago, USA

Cover Art by Matt Altieri

Layout by Jake Godziejewicz

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